Ageists, step to the side - who says that an old banana can't be the sweetest thing you've ever put in your mouth? With a luxe combination of bananas, butter, brown sugar and booze, this recipe proves the naysayers wrong. Dead wrong.
Nacho Battle Royale
The Dirty Girls Duke it Out Over Some Nachos
I missed you. But if you tell anyone that I’ll deny it. And why do you even WEAR panties?
Everyone likes to unwrap a present once in a while.
Well, my present is still better than yours, wrapped or not. Which brings me to my snacho-licious entry into our latest throwdown.
I like how we’re barely in the fucking door and you are already calling for a throw down. So be it. Prepare to lose it, bitch, like you lost your damn mind challenging me to food fight. Or do you need to wipe the cobwebs off of your memory of the Honey Badger Cocktail Battle?
Losing is not a word in my lexicon, which is why I brought the big guns of crustaceans, lobster, to this party. And by the way, I totally ROCKED the Honey Badger, I actually crave that drink.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Or was that a whore you rode in on? Regardless, using lobster is a low blow, but I still think I can take ya, mamasita.
Yah? Well I also used cotija cheese just to mess you up, and of course, make you as green as guacamole.
That was a twat move and you know it!
All is fair in love and nachos, bitches.
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