Dirty Girls Kitchen

Author: Cassandra Wellington

exotic grilled cheese sandwiches

Easy Sleazy / Fast Food That's Not From a Window / Food Good Enough for Mom / Pride / Three's a Party / Very Happy Hour / You, Me and Bread Makes Three

Grilled Cheese Globetrotting and a Dirty Side Hustle

A riff on the term “side hustle,” this dirty fuckfest of grilled cheesery is dedicated to Eve, who said that a side hustle reminded her of a mile long dipping station to be used with an orgy of grilled cheese sandwiches, cut into tea sandwich sized bites.  Say what you will about, Eve, but that bitch is creative as fuck.  And an expert at planning an orgy.

Dirty Birdies / Easy Sleazy / Fast Food That's Not From a Window / Greed / Hot Messes

Asian Citrus Chicken Wings

If you’re gonna do the dew in this luscious, asian-inspired wing sauce, kick shit up with tried and true partners of sticky sweet with garlic, lemongrass and chilies. Top with sesame seeds and feast like the king of the mountain that you are. Because no one is going to fucking dew you unless you give consent.

Dirty Tipples / Envy / Very Happy Hour

Warm Spiced Apple Punch

This sugary, candied apple gets its bite from whiskey and fire from cloves and ginger, a scintillating concoction that’ll help get you hot and ready for any trouble coming your way. Lose the skivvies quick, because this punch literally feels like rolling around naked on a bearskin rug in a rugged mountain lodge.

Dirty Tipples / Pride / Very Happy Hour

Baileys and Vanilla Vodka Flip

Sweet and sparkly and creamy…like Cinder-fuckin-rella good! Using a technique popularized by the Jewish deli favorite, the vanilla egg cream, this Sugar Walls cocktail combines Bailey’s Irish Cream with Absolut Vanilla Vodka and the non-acidic club soda for bubbles without the equivalent of a glass of cottage cheese.

Dirty Tipples / Easy Sleazy / Lust / Sexy Food for the Dirty Girl / Very Happy Hour

Pomegranate Lemon Drop

Like a pretty pink nipple just waiting to be licked, this perfect Pomegranate Lemon Drop looks sweet but is full of danger. Fresh lemon juice brings the pucker to the party, but if you can’t stand any sweetness whatsoever, replace the sugar in that rim job with crushed chilies and salt. Sugar and salt and spice, oh my!

Easy Sleazy / Envy / Holidays aka Another Excuse to Binge / Hot Beef Injection / Saucy Minxes / Sexy Food for the Dirty Girl / Showing Off / Sinful Dishes

Spiced Beef Tenderloin with Chipotle Hollandaise

Make this spiced beef tenderloin with pork if you like. When you rub chipotle hollandaise all over the place, it doesn’t matter what protein you invite to be the star of the show. Everyone will be coming. Repeatedly.

Dirty Tipples / Easy Sleazy / Pride / Recipes / Sexy Food for the Dirty Girl / Three's a Party / Very Happy Hour

Happy Hour with Cass

Shit week? You too? Well, let’s not wallow and instead do something about it by tying one on. This sparkler is luscious and juicy with floral notes that’ll tingle you down to your toes. You deserve to feel that good given the insane week you’ve had and we are here to help. Love to love you, little mamas.

Menus and Feasts of Fancy

A Valentine’s Day Three Way…I Mean Three Valentine’s Day Menus

Dirty girls are like snowflakes – they come in every shape and size and are best on your tongue. And they each want something special and unique when it comes to romance. No matter how much time you’ve got, or who you’re dishing it out for, we’ve got menus to keep you covered from VD. Valentine’s Day that is.