Category: Menus and Feasts of Fancy

Starstruck Nibbles for a Dirty Girl Academy Awards Party Menu

You know you want to watch the red carpet and all of the glorious Oscars, so we’ve got easy recipes that let you get catty on the couch. It’s only a little bit of cheffing before you can sit your beautiful butt down to watch the Academy Awards, mocking those crazy bitches that can’t eat like you!

A Mardi Gras Menu Worth Remembering (Muffulettas, Gumbo, Beignets and Hurricanes)

Take a break from letting people explore your French Quarters and whip up a feast for Mardi Gras. You know you’e gonna need nourishment to get through Lent (and that hangover tomorrow), so here’s some gumbo for meat eaters, seafood eaters and vegans. Take your pic and soak up some of that booze.

A Valentine’s Day Three Way…I Mean Three Valentine’s Day Menus

Dirty girls are like snowflakes – they come in every shape and size and are best on your tongue. And they each want something special and unique when it comes to romance. No matter how much time you’ve got, or who you’re dishing it out for, we’ve got menus to keep you covered from VD. Valentine’s Day that is.

Easy Last Minute Valentine’s Day Feast: Mascarpone, Prosciutto and Fig Crostini and Morel Mushroom Risotto

We’re all fast and easy, especially on Valentine’s Day! If you need to throw together a feast last minute, this menu of Mascarpone, Prosciutto and Fig Crostini, along with Morel Mushroom Risotto, is bed-worthy food for two. Or one with a movie.

Pancetta Wrapped Turkey Breast with Morel Mushroom Stuffing and Truffled Mashed Potatoes

To celebrate National Bird Day (I kid you not), this recipe, my darling readers, is for the dirtiest of birdies. And I don’t say that in jest – with the combination of crispy bacon imbuing all of its salty goodness into a gloriously moist turkey breast and lux morel mushroom stuffing to gild the lily, you have no excuse but to love the proverbial shit out of this one.