This is for when you want comfort food, but you need to class it up a bit, which is totally my style – and I know it’s yours too. Feel free to experiment a...
Category: Naughty Bits
Appetizers and Small Plates
Since it’s been so damn long since we’ve gotten dirty together, fair readers, I wanted to cook up something that would be epically sexy and a goddamn mess all at the same time. You...
March brings another sexy ass guest post, and this one is with an out and out dirty girl. Joey Hernandez, General Manager of Maple Ave Restaurant in Vienna, Virginia, sits down with the dirty girls to talk about the hot and sweaty life of a restauranteur, mother, foodie and chica bonita.
We made the ribeye portable in the form of a to-die-for steak sandwich with caramelized onions and spicy, tangy arugula blue cheese butter. Each bite is sinful, the kind of trouble you want to reserve for a birthday party, which is what today is!
Kick up your ho hum quiche with creamy raclette cheese, crisp bacon and slow-cooked leeks for a tart that is so good, you’ll want to break all the rules and make out hard core. Plus, the accompanying frisée salad screams three way – do we see a deliciously dirty menage a trois in your future? Yes, we do.
Its cold as balls outside, but these recipes are perfect for staying in by the Just don’t catch on fire after drinking all the mulled wine.
You know you want to watch the red carpet and all of the glorious Oscars, so we’ve got easy recipes that let you get catty on the couch. It’s only a little bit of cheffing before you can sit your beautiful butt down to watch the Academy Awards, mocking those crazy bitches that can’t eat like you!
Take a break from letting people explore your French Quarters and whip up a feast for Mardi Gras. You know you’e gonna need nourishment to get through Lent (and that hangover tomorrow), so here’s some gumbo for meat eaters, seafood eaters and vegans. Take your pic and soak up some of that booze.
Easy Last Minute Valentine’s Day Feast: Mascarpone, Prosciutto and Fig Crostini and Morel Mushroom Risotto
We’re all fast and easy, especially on Valentine’s Day! If you need to throw together a feast last minute, this menu of Mascarpone, Prosciutto and Fig Crostini, along with Morel Mushroom Risotto, is bed-worthy food for two. Or one with a movie.
Roasted potatoes made sexy, plus a little slang we bet you didn’t know, but will love using! Who knew that dousing potatoes in some fruity olive oil and then leaving them the hell alone would allow them to be coaxed into crisp, golden majesty? You do now!