Category: Wake and Bake

Baked Goods

Stuffed Zucchini with Roasted Corn, Shrimp, Green Chiles and Goat Cheese

Today at the DGK we talk goats, interior decoration and sexual double entendres. And we make a kickass stuffed zucchini recipe that leverages the addictive combination of shrimp, goat cheese, roasted corn and green chilies – a filling so yummerific, you’ll be eating this shit straight out of the pan.

Vegan Stuffed Zucchini with Thyme, Olives, Capers, Tomatoes and Garlic Lemon Breadcrumbs

So you may be wondering why we’ve been obsessed with zucchini lately – it’s not our latent love of food porn so much as a challenge from our friend Maria. She tasked us with creating the first zucchini recipe, and in the process, we came up with three additional winners.

Bacon, Leek and Raclette Tarte with Frisée Salad

Kick up your ho hum quiche with creamy raclette cheese, crisp bacon and slow-cooked leeks for a tart that is so good, you’ll want to break all the rules and make out hard core. Plus, the accompanying frisée salad screams three way – do we see a deliciously dirty menage a trois in your future? Yes, we do.

Starstruck Nibbles for a Dirty Girl Academy Awards Party Menu

You know you want to watch the red carpet and all of the glorious Oscars, so we’ve got easy recipes that let you get catty on the couch. It’s only a little bit of cheffing before you can sit your beautiful butt down to watch the Academy Awards, mocking those crazy bitches that can’t eat like you!

Profiteroles with Tahitian Vanilla Bean Ice Cream

What marketing genius designated January 2 National Cream Puff Day? Does this person still believe in unicorns too? I mean, half the world hasn’t recovered from the holidays where you DO actually eat cream puffs (and unicorns) and the other half of the world doesn’t need a special day for cream puffs.

Green Chile Cheddar Cornbread

Sometimes you have a dish of food in front of you so fucking sexy, you want to sop it up with a biscuit. Or in the case of this recipe, a big ol’ piece of crumbly, moist cornbread. This recipe kicks the shit out of regular Jiffy Cornbread Mix (yup, the little blue box of stuff) with the addition of whole kernel corn and roasted chiles.