Dirty Girls Kitchen

Category: Dirty Tipples

Beverages and Cocktails

Dirty Tipples / Envy / Very Happy Hour

Warm Spiced Apple Punch

This sugary, candied apple gets its bite from whiskey and fire from cloves and ginger, a scintillating concoction that’ll help get you hot and ready for any trouble coming your way. Lose the skivvies quick, because this punch literally feels like rolling around naked on a bearskin rug in a rugged mountain lodge.

Dirty Tipples / Pride / Very Happy Hour

Baileys and Vanilla Vodka Flip

Sweet and sparkly and creamy…like Cinder-fuckin-rella good! Using a technique popularized by the Jewish deli favorite, the vanilla egg cream, this Sugar Walls cocktail combines Bailey’s Irish Cream with Absolut Vanilla Vodka and the non-acidic club soda for bubbles without the equivalent of a glass of cottage cheese.

Dirty Tipples / Easy Sleazy / Lust / Sexy Food for the Dirty Girl / Very Happy Hour

Pomegranate Lemon Drop

Like a pretty pink nipple just waiting to be licked, this perfect Pomegranate Lemon Drop looks sweet but is full of danger. Fresh lemon juice brings the pucker to the party, but if you can’t stand any sweetness whatsoever, replace the sugar in that rim job with crushed chilies and salt. Sugar and salt and spice, oh my!

Dirty Tipples / Easy Sleazy / Lust

The Dirtiest Caipirinha

This Brazilian cocktail made of fermented sugarcane called cachaça is our savior after a long day. We turn to a caipirinha to ease us into happy hour, with sugar and lime serving as cachaça’s fluffer before filming the money shot.

Dirty Tipples / Easy Sleazy / Pride / Recipes / Sexy Food for the Dirty Girl / Three's a Party / Very Happy Hour

Happy Hour with Cass

Shit week? You too? Well, let’s not wallow and instead do something about it by tying one on. This sparkler is luscious and juicy with floral notes that’ll tingle you down to your toes. You deserve to feel that good given the insane week you’ve had and we are here to help. Love to love you, little mamas.

Dirty Birdies / Dirty Tipples / Food Good Enough for Mom / For the Love of Seamen / Gluttony / Holidays aka Another Excuse to Binge / Hot Beef Injection / Hot Messes / Meat is Murder / Menus and Feasts of Fancy / Naughty Bits / Porkin' Out / Recipes / Slurp It Up / Three's a Party / You, Me and Bread Makes Three

A Mardi Gras Menu Worth Remembering (Muffulettas, Gumbo, Beignets and Hurricanes)

Take a break from letting people explore your French Quarters and whip up a feast for Mardi Gras. You know you’e gonna need nourishment to get through Lent (and that hangover tomorrow), so here’s some gumbo for meat eaters, seafood eaters and vegans. Take your pic and soak up some of that booze.

Dirty Tipples / Recipes / Very Happy Hour / Wrath

Happy Hour with Eve

There was no honey in this week – not even a packet of Sweet & Low. My package was actually just labeled “Low.” So I’m calling for a happy hour throw down! Forget your week. I guarantee it! This little number does what even the Honey Badger can’t do.