Category: Sweet Debauchery

Desserts and Sweets

Fiery Apricot Ice Cream with Jalapenos and Pistachios

Fiery Apricot Ice Cream with Jalapeño and Pistachios

It’s not that I don’t like choices, its simply that I want it all. In my quest for having it all, I finally get to kick those over-priced, self-righteous hippies Ben and Jerry (another choice I didn’t make), to have everything I want in ice cream. Stephanie E. is clearly a woman after my own self-indulgent heart because she came up with this wild ride of an ice cream on our Facebook page.

Ricotta-Stuffed Pannetone French Toast © The Dirty Girls Kitchen

Ricotta-Stuffed Pannetone French Toast with Grand Marnier Syrup

There’s a time and a place for the abomination that is fruitcake, and that’s when you’re dead. Into my cold, dead, beautifully manicured hands, that’s when I want someone to hand me a fucking fruit cake. I don’t care how much booze is in that damn cake – it’s not enough.

Profiteroles with Tahitian Vanilla Bean Ice Cream © Dirty Girls Kitchen

Profiteroles with Tahitian Vanilla Bean Ice Cream

What marketing genius designated January 2 National Cream Puff Day? Does this person still believe in unicorns too? I mean, half the world hasn’t recovered from the holidays where you DO actually eat cream puffs (and unicorns) and the other half of the world doesn’t need a special day for cream puffs.