
Ageists, step to the side - who says that an old banana can't be the sweetest thing you've ever put in your mouth? With a luxe combination of bananas, butter, brown sugar and booze, this recipe proves the naysayers wrong. Dead wrong.
Food to Make People Jealous
I can not lie. I shall not lie. I love good food, but to the kitchen I shall not be tied. I want it delicious- I want it fast. So I can get on...
A riff on the term “side hustle,” this dirty fuckfest of grilled cheesery is dedicated to Eve, who said that a side hustle reminded her of a mile long dipping station to be used with an orgy of grilled cheese sandwiches, cut into tea sandwich sized bites. Say what you will about, Eve, but that bitch is creative as fuck. And an expert at planning an orgy.
Sweet and sparkly and creamy…like Cinder-fuckin-rella good! Using a technique popularized by the Jewish deli favorite, the vanilla egg cream, this Sugar Walls cocktail combines Bailey’s Irish Cream with Absolut Vanilla Vodka and the non-acidic club soda for bubbles without the equivalent of a glass of cottage cheese.
Salad recipes need not be sad. This saucy salade nicoise is unforgettable, if rebellious. But that’s what we do: break the rules.
Dare to be different and make your pesto with greens other than basil – here we use spicy arugula as a sexy topper to radiatore pasta and lovingly poached chicken. It’s a taste of summertime that you’ll be whipping up the whole fucking year through. Fact.
Shit week? You too? Well, let’s not wallow and instead do something about it by tying one on. This sparkler is luscious and juicy with floral notes that’ll tingle you down to your toes. You deserve to feel that good given the insane week you’ve had and we are here to help. Love to love you, little mamas.
You know you want to watch the red carpet and all of the glorious Oscars, so we’ve got easy recipes that let you get catty on the couch. It’s only a little bit of cheffing before you can sit your beautiful butt down to watch the Academy Awards, mocking those crazy bitches that can’t eat like you!
Shhhh! Don’t kiss and tell after eating these addictively tasty crab and potato tortelli that are bathed in luxurious sweet corn puree. You’ll get hot and heavy with these babies, and that ain’t nobody’s business but your own.
Ageists, step to the side – who says that an old banana can’t be the sweetest thing you’ve ever put in your mouth? With a luxe combination of bananas, butter, brown sugar and booze, this recipe proves the naysayers wrong. Dead wrong.
Tarts and cherries? DGK’s is full of ’em. Plus, our sassy salad recipe has champagne too! You know you want your veggies drenched in champagne.
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