A riff on the term “side hustle,” this dirty fuckfest of grilled cheesery is dedicated to Eve, who said that a side hustle reminded her of a mile long dipping station to be used with an orgy of grilled cheese sandwiches, cut into tea sandwich sized bites. Say what you will about, Eve, but that bitch is creative as fuck. And an expert at planning an orgy.
Category: Three’s a Party
Entertaining and Party Ideas
Shit week? You too? Well, let’s not wallow and instead do something about it by tying one on. This sparkler is luscious and juicy with floral notes that’ll tingle you down to your toes. You deserve to feel that good given the insane week you’ve had and we are here to help. Love to love you, little mamas.
Its cold as balls outside, but these recipes are perfect for staying in by the Just don’t catch on fire after drinking all the mulled wine.
You know you want to watch the red carpet and all of the glorious Oscars, so we’ve got easy recipes that let you get catty on the couch. It’s only a little bit of cheffing before you can sit your beautiful butt down to watch the Academy Awards, mocking those crazy bitches that can’t eat like you!
Take a break from letting people explore your French Quarters and whip up a feast for Mardi Gras. You know you’e gonna need nourishment to get through Lent (and that hangover tomorrow), so here’s some gumbo for meat eaters, seafood eaters and vegans. Take your pic and soak up some of that booze.
Our Wild Mushroom Duxelle Pinwheels don’t require foraging, but leave plenty of time for other dirty Valentine’s Day recipes. Like what to do with whipped cream and whips. What? Not appropriately tasty enough for Valentine’s Day?
Accept no substitutes – when you are looking for a Honey Badger in drink form, this is the ultimate version. With a golden combination of Wild Turkey American Honey Bourbon, ginger ale, fresh lemon juice and orange zest, all else is put to shame. I’m talkin’ to you, Eve Rillette!
Sorry to disappoint you, dear readers, this isn’t a post about my lady bits. This is something even more dangerous – it’s my answer to Cassandra’s throw down about a drink named Honey Badger. I get so sick of people shoving sticky-sweet drinks in my face that I couldn’t resist coming up with a response to that shit.
If it’s cheesy, we love it, and beer and cheddar cheese fondue is no exception. Forget the game and go dipping instead! Or serve this recipe and be the life of the party!
Hold on to your panties, ladies – this one is a party favorite. This is the Superbowl appetizer equivalent of the “Fast and the Furious.” Because, as you know, “Superbowl” is really code for good food – this meatball recipe is so good, it’ll leave folks begging for more. Even after the game.