Category: Fast Food That’s Not From a Window

Fast Food

exotic grilled cheese sandwiches

Grilled Cheese Globetrotting and a Dirty Side Hustle

A riff on the term “side hustle,” this dirty fuckfest of grilled cheesery is dedicated to Eve, who said that a side hustle reminded her of a mile long dipping station to be used with an orgy of grilled cheese sandwiches, cut into tea sandwich sized bites.  Say what you will about, Eve, but that bitch is creative as fuck.  And an expert at planning an orgy.

Asian Citrus Chicken Wings

If you’re gonna do the dew in this luscious, asian-inspired wing sauce, kick shit up with tried and true partners of sticky sweet with garlic, lemongrass and chilies. Top with sesame seeds and feast like the king of the mountain that you are. Because no one is going to fucking dew you unless you give consent.

Happy Birthday Rick! with a Rib-Eye Sandwich, Caramelized Onions and Arugula Blue Cheese Butter

We made the ribeye portable in the form of a to-die-for steak sandwich with caramelized onions and spicy, tangy arugula blue cheese butter. Each bite is sinful, the kind of trouble you want to reserve for a birthday party, which is what today is!

Thai Red Curry with Long Beans and Bamboo Shoots

Chalk one up for easy, sleazy midweek meals that satisfy even the hottest foodies. This simple Thai Red Curry has you breaking out a can opener and doing a little chopping, but not much else in terms of complicated cooking. Dirty Girls win again!

Oven Pulled Pork with Mustard Slaw

This is for all the dirty girls who want a good porkin’. The ones that want a fall-off-the-bone fork tender pork shoulder and a scoop of spicy mustard slaw, all lavished upon a giant kaiser roll. A bite so dirtily juicy, they need a plethora of napkins at arms reach. Get a face-full, cuz we know you want it.