Category: Very Happy Hour

exotic grilled cheese sandwiches

Grilled Cheese Globetrotting and a Dirty Side Hustle

A riff on the term “side hustle,” this dirty fuckfest of grilled cheesery is dedicated to Eve, who said that a side hustle reminded her of a mile long dipping station to be used with an orgy of grilled cheese sandwiches, cut into tea sandwich sized bites.  Say what you will about, Eve, but that bitch is creative as fuck.  And an expert at planning an orgy.

Warm Spiced Apple Punch

Warm Spiced Apple Punch

This sugary, candied apple gets its bite from whiskey and fire from cloves and ginger, a scintillating concoction that’ll help get you hot and ready for any trouble coming your way. Lose the skivvies quick, because this punch literally feels like rolling around naked on a bearskin rug in a rugged mountain lodge.

Bailey's and Vanilla Vodka Flip

Baileys and Vanilla Vodka Flip

Sweet and sparkly and creamy…like Cinder-fuckin-rella good! Using a technique popularized by the Jewish deli favorite, the vanilla egg cream, this Sugar Walls cocktail combines Bailey’s Irish Cream with Absolut Vanilla Vodka and the non-acidic club soda for bubbles without the equivalent of a glass of cottage cheese.

Belvedere Vodka Dirty Martini Recipe

Happy Hour with Eve

There was no honey in this week – not even a packet of Sweet & Low. My package was actually just labeled “Low.” So I’m calling for a happy hour throw down! Forget your week. I guarantee it! This little number does what even the Honey Badger can’t do.