Romantic Recipes
I can not lie. I shall not lie. I love good food, but to the kitchen I shall not be tied. I want it delicious- I want it fast. So I can get on...
Like a pretty pink nipple just waiting to be licked, this perfect Pomegranate Lemon Drop looks sweet but is full of danger. Fresh lemon juice brings the pucker to the party, but if you can’t stand any sweetness whatsoever, replace the sugar in that rim job with crushed chilies and salt. Sugar and salt and spice, oh my!
Make this spiced beef tenderloin with pork if you like. When you rub chipotle hollandaise all over the place, it doesn’t matter what protein you invite to be the star of the show. Everyone will be coming. Repeatedly.
What happens when you make a crisp from parmesan and top with crispy pancetta, creamed spinach and a fried oyster? A fucking celebration! It was Mel’s birthday on the 18th (of the amazingly tasty food blog Edible Things) and because we need to make it up to her that we were fucking sloshed on the actual day AND she is all about the oyster, I’ve got those bitchin’ bivalves on my mind.
Celebrate National Poultry Day by getting your birdie extra good and dirty. Luscious lemon, capers and artichokes join the orgy that is Chicken Piccata in this simple, weeknight supper. Yes, we just said supper.
It’s a birthday party for Rob of “Go Cook Yourself” and we’re kicking up the AM with brunch that is un-fucking-believably dirty – Steak and Truffled Eggs in Pancetta Cups. Actually, knowing us, you’d believe it.
Kick up your ho hum quiche with creamy raclette cheese, crisp bacon and slow-cooked leeks for a tart that is so good, you’ll want to break all the rules and make out hard core. Plus, the accompanying frisée salad screams three way – do we see a deliciously dirty menage a trois in your future? Yes, we do.
Shit week? You too? Well, let’s not wallow and instead do something about it by tying one on. This sparkler is luscious and juicy with floral notes that’ll tingle you down to your toes. You deserve to feel that good given the insane week you’ve had and we are here to help. Love to love you, little mamas.
Its cold as balls outside, but these recipes are perfect for staying in by the Just don’t catch on fire after drinking all the mulled wine.
Our coq is easy and tasty, leaving you plenty of time to putter around the kitchen getting tipsy before it’s time to dig in. Nothing better than this easy-sleazy, as we take Julia Child’s classic version of coq au vin and pare it down for simple midweek cooking.
Ageists, step to the side - who says that an old banana can't be the sweetest thing you've ever put in your mouth? With a luxe combination of bananas, butter, brown sugar and booze, this recipe proves the naysayers wrong. Dead wrong.
Mall pretzels have got nothing on these bad boys. After you dunk them in a baking soda jacuzzi and ply them with sweet glorious butter, you are treated to golden gems good enough to wear like a tiara. A deliciously edible tiara.
Celebrate National Poultry Day by getting your birdie extra good and dirty. Luscious lemon, capers and artichokes join the orgy that is Chicken Piccata in this simple, weeknight supper. Yes, we just said supper.
Sometimes you have a dish of food in front of you so fucking sexy, you want to sop it up with a biscuit. Or in the case of this recipe, a big ol' piece of crumbly, moist cornbread. This recipe kicks the shit out of regular Jiffy Cornbread Mix (yup, the little blue box of stuff) with the addition of whole kernel corn and roasted chiles.
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