Category: Sexy Food for the Dirty Girl

Crab, Potato and Mascarpone Tortelli with Sweet Corn Purée

Shhhh! Don’t kiss and tell after eating these addictively tasty crab and potato tortelli that are bathed in luxurious sweet corn puree. You’ll get hot and heavy with these babies, and that ain’t nobody’s business but your own.

Creme Fraiche Spaghetti Carbonara

Nothing says fuel for filthy exploits more than a mess of tangled spaghetti swimming in bacon and cream. The kind of food you can eat semi-naked, directly out of the pot, sharing a single fork with a friend as you slurp up strand after strand of the deliciousness.

Ricotta-Stuffed Pannetone French Toast with Grand Marnier Syrup

There’s a time and a place for the abomination that is fruitcake, and that’s when you’re dead. Into my cold, dead, beautifully manicured hands, that’s when I want someone to hand me a fucking fruit cake. I don’t care how much booze is in that damn cake – it’s not enough.

Profiteroles with Tahitian Vanilla Bean Ice Cream

What marketing genius designated January 2 National Cream Puff Day? Does this person still believe in unicorns too? I mean, half the world hasn’t recovered from the holidays where you DO actually eat cream puffs (and unicorns) and the other half of the world doesn’t need a special day for cream puffs.