Category: Hot Messes

Spicy Food

Asian Citrus Chicken Wings

If you’re gonna do the dew in this luscious, asian-inspired wing sauce, kick shit up with tried and true partners of sticky sweet with garlic, lemongrass and chilies. Top with sesame seeds and feast like the king of the mountain that you are. Because no one is going to fucking dew you unless you give consent.

Thai Red Curry with Long Beans and Bamboo Shoots

Chalk one up for easy, sleazy midweek meals that satisfy even the hottest foodies. This simple Thai Red Curry has you breaking out a can opener and doing a little chopping, but not much else in terms of complicated cooking. Dirty Girls win again!

A Mardi Gras Menu Worth Remembering (Muffulettas, Gumbo, Beignets and Hurricanes)

Take a break from letting people explore your French Quarters and whip up a feast for Mardi Gras. You know you’e gonna need nourishment to get through Lent (and that hangover tomorrow), so here’s some gumbo for meat eaters, seafood eaters and vegans. Take your pic and soak up some of that booze.

Eve’s Honey Badger Recipe

Sorry to disappoint you, dear readers, this isn’t a post about my lady bits. This is something even more dangerous – it’s my answer to Cassandra’s throw down about a drink named Honey Badger. I get so sick of people shoving sticky-sweet drinks in my face that I couldn’t resist coming up with a response to that shit.

Green Chile Cheese Tamale with Tomatillo Sauce and Cotija Cheese

Celebrate Hot and Spicy Food Day in style, with hot chiles wrapped in a sexy husk and set aglow with a dash of cheesy goodness. This tamale recipe is versatile in that it is perfect for both vegetarians and meat eaters alike. Plus, if you leave out the cheese, you can invite vegans to the party too.