Ageists, step to the side - who says that an old banana can't be the sweetest thing you've ever put in your mouth? With a luxe combination of bananas, butter, brown sugar and booze, this recipe proves the naysayers wrong. Dead wrong.
Dirty Dishes #17: Do It To Me Raw – Rebellious Raw Food
After Eve’s weekend adventure, we find ourselves needing to extol the virtues of raw food that aren’t veggies. Cass dishes her dirtiest secrets to the best carpaccio and Eve reveals what makes poke authentic. We challenge your culinary minds with Urban Dictionary recipes AND Cards Against Humanity DGK Style. Because you’ve been asking, we reveal what REALLY happened to our latest secretary and why he’s been suspiciously absent. Join Eve Rillette and the vodka to her cranberry, Cassandra Wellington for another DGK episode that doesn’t try to class up the food or the talk too much.
Carpaccio Ala Cass
Frozen beef tenderloin sliced thin – fancy fucking sea salt and cracked black pepper
Toss arugula in olive oil, capers with juice and fresh lemon juice (or champagne vinegar)
Top with shaved pecorino romano
Eve’s add: sub sherry vinegar for lemon juice or champagne vinegar
Traditional Poke with a Spicy Eve Twist
Fresh fish of your choosing (ahi, octopus are good choices)
toss gently with sesame oil until lightly glistening. Add limu, kukui nuts, onions and Sriracha if you like it spicy.
Toss with Soy or Shoyu
If you don’t like limu, add Hawaiian sea salt, because the limu adds both texture and salt to traditional poke.
You COULD add macadamia nuts instead of kukui nuts, just be sure to use unsalted.
Cass’ add: use Ponzu instead of Soy or Shoyu.
Best Thing On The Internet This Week Live from Nashville
Dessert Appropriate for the Best Thing On The Internet, Lazy Bitch Banana Gelato from TheKitchn
More Do It To Me Raw Recipe Goodness That We Couldn’t Get To
Sukiyaki from How I Became Texan
Lebanese Garlic Dip from Gourmet Wog
Raw Beverages (add vodka or rum, because, you know, Dirty Girls) Mango and Linseed Thickie on Guardian