Dirty Dishes #19 Kobe and The Japanese Sex Robot

icons_trans_overview On This Episode

Well, my loves, it had to happen. We introduce our newest victim..oops, we mean, secretary (should we name her Vanessa Bryant?!?) who also happens to be a Japanese Sex Robot and to celebrate, we toss our wasabi with Kobe beef recipes from front to back. We play family unfriendly baby shower games and laugh so hard Eve almost chokes…what she chokes on is for our listeners only. Join us this week for our most J-Pop episode yet. Hell, it’s been so fun, we might do it again and again!

icons_trans_shockerShocking Finds This Week

Chopped: Kobe and the Japanese Sex Robot Edition
What would you do with a Chopped basket of Kobe beef and […]? Play on your own with this random food generator.

Fuck a Family-Friendly Game in the Ass
In case you want to play along on our family un-friendly game, here are the questions, please, dirty them up as you wish.

I hope you learn___________

I hope you aren’t afraid__________

I hope you love_________________

I hope you get_______________

I hope you laugh______________

I hope you never forget_______________

I hope you become_______________

I hope you respect________________

I hope you grow_____________

In case you actually DO want family-friendly baby shower games, we bastardized one these games from Popsugar


icons_trans_recipesSaucy Recipes from this Episode

Kobe Beef Crostini with Watercress, Kumquat and Cranberry Compote, and Horseradish Chive Aioli

  • Basket Ingredients: Chives, Cranberries and Horseradish

Surf and Turf: Adobo Kobe Tenderloin and Seared Ahi Tuna with Roasted Grapes and Chiltepin Pepper Salsa, and Crispy Beet Chips with Cilantro Crema

  • Basket Ingredients: Beets, Grapes and Adobo

Kobe Philly Cheese Steak (Marinated in Barolo Wine, Worchestershire and Thyme) Marinated Steak, Crispy Pancetta, Gorgonzola and Garlic Fondue, Roasted Red Peppers and (Hallucinogenic) Mesclun Greens

  • Basket Ingredients: Worchestershire Sauce, Thyme and Mesclun

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Credits

Music by   Purple Planet Music, including Green Tea and Hepcat Jive.  [GBC] GigitbantalcrewAkuma no Riddle OP – Soushou Innocence
Written by Eve Rillette and Cassandra Wellington
Produced by Eve Rillette

Eve Rillette

Eve Rillette (pronounced “EE-ve ree-YET”) is 5’1” of hard core opinion. She’s a little bit salty and a little bit sweet, usually at the same time. Though she is better at eating out than cooking, Eve is confident that she can dominate the kitchen. Loves all food including that out of a truck and especially at a first class restaurant. Always looking for the next culinary adventure, but not really interested in eating fried bugs no matter how adventurous that makes her look. Best known as a “Piece of Work with a Foul Mouth.”

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