Ageists, step to the side - who says that an old banana can't be the sweetest thing you've ever put in your mouth? With a luxe combination of bananas, butter, brown sugar and booze, this recipe proves the naysayers wrong. Dead wrong.
Dirty Dishes #19 Kobe and The Japanese Sex Robot
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Well, my loves, it had to happen. We introduce our newest victim..oops, we mean, secretary (should we name her Vanessa Bryant?!?) who also happens to be a Japanese Sex Robot and to celebrate, we toss our wasabi with Kobe beef recipes from front to back. We play family unfriendly baby shower games and laugh so hard Eve almost chokes…what she chokes on is for our listeners only. Join us this week for our most J-Pop episode yet. Hell, it’s been so fun, we might do it again and again!
Shocking Finds This Week
Chopped: Kobe and the Japanese Sex Robot Edition
What would you do with a Chopped basket of Kobe beef and […]? Play on your own with this random food generator.
Fuck a Family-Friendly Game in the Ass
In case you want to play along on our family un-friendly game, here are the questions, please, dirty them up as you wish.
I hope you learn___________
I hope you aren’t afraid__________
I hope you love_________________
I hope you get_______________
I hope you laugh______________
I hope you never forget_______________
I hope you become_______________
I hope you respect________________
I hope you grow_____________
In case you actually DO want family-friendly baby shower games, we bastardized one these games from Popsugar
Saucy Recipes from this Episode
Kobe Beef Crostini with Watercress, Kumquat and Cranberry Compote, and Horseradish Chive Aioli
- Basket Ingredients: Chives, Cranberries and Horseradish
Surf and Turf: Adobo Kobe Tenderloin and Seared Ahi Tuna with Roasted Grapes and Chiltepin Pepper Salsa, and Crispy Beet Chips with Cilantro Crema
- Basket Ingredients: Beets, Grapes and Adobo
Kobe Philly Cheese Steak (Marinated in Barolo Wine, Worchestershire and Thyme) Marinated Steak, Crispy Pancetta, Gorgonzola and Garlic Fondue, Roasted Red Peppers and (Hallucinogenic) Mesclun Greens
- Basket Ingredients: Worchestershire Sauce, Thyme and Mesclun
Music by Purple Planet Music, including Green Tea and Hepcat Jive. [GBC] Gigitbantalcrew, Akuma no Riddle OP – Soushou Innocence
Written by Eve Rillette and Cassandra Wellington
Produced by Eve Rillette